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The best way to contact Tom Baker is via e-mail.
You may feel free to try many other ways, if you like, including but not limited to:
Sticking your head out of your bedroom window and yelling for him.
Summoning him with some kind of mystical incantation.
Begging for him to fall out of an invisible spacecraft and into your living room.
Telepathy.
Carrier pigeons.
Getting your dog to bark for him.
Getting your cat to make a mess in your living room to see if he will clean it up as quickly as he is prone to in his own living room.
Seriously, his cats would prefer you try the carrier pigeons, unless you would rather send salmon.
Promising to laugh at all of his none-too-funny jokes.
None of the alternative methods is as reliable as e-mail, but you are more than welcome to try any of them to see if, by some miniscule chance, they might actually work.
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